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<i>Previously on Georgie and
Mandy's First Marriage...</i>

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Look, I don't know
what's going on

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- in your personal life...
- She broke up with me.

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I know what I need to do now.

5
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You try and call her,
I will kill you.

6
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No. I'm gonna buckle down
and focus on my music.

7
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Oh, you're gonna start a band?

8
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I'm gonna write some songs

9
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and send them to Dr. Demento.

10
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And he is...

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a psychiatrist?

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He's a DJ.

13
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He plays all kinds of cool,

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underground stuff on his show.

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I finished my song.

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Play it.

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It's called "Do the Axolotl."

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I'm already confused.

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Did you find it?

20
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No, it ain't anywhere.

21
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Did you try giving her
a different stuffed animal?

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She's been crying
for over an hour

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and I never thought of that.
Thank God you're here.

24
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Maybe she's crying
'cause her mother's so mean.

25
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Don't take it out on him.

26
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Yeah, he didn't lose Wawa.

27
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So you're saying that I did?

28
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No, I'm sure a stuffed monkey

29
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just got up and walked away.

30
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- Is that helpful?
- Feels bad, don't it?

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Y'all, let's not
turn on each other.

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Found it in the car.

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Does that look like
a monkey to you?

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Well, it's brown, it's fuzzy,

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she ain't gonna know
the difference.

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She'll know.

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She's fooled by "got your nose."
She ain't the brightest.

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She's three.

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Exactly.
She'll cry it out tonight

40
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and in the morning she'll have
forgotten all about it.

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- Found a ring.
- Oh, that's mine.

42
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You said you were
getting that cleaned.

43
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And now that I found it, I will.

44
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Finally fell asleep.

45
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Ugh. Thank God.

46
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She really loves
that little monkey.

47
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I know. It's kind of sweet.

48
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I hate that stupid monkey.

49
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Uh, excuse me,
where are your Beanie Babies?

50
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Sold out.

51
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Shoot. Let's try Walmart.

52
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Good luck.
They're sold out everywhere.

53
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Really?

54
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People are going crazy for 'em.

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We had a fight in here
the other day.

56
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What?
Kids are fighting over them?

57
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No, moms. It was hot.

58
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Okay, well, do you know
when you're gonna get more in?

59
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'Cause we really need
the monkey.

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Okay.

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This is not a laughing matter.

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Our daughter won't sleep
without hers.

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Yeah, we need that monkey.

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Did you say you have the monkey?

65
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No, they're sold out.

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If you get one in,
can you set it aside for me?

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- Maybe.
- Whoa, whoa, hey.

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We were here first.

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I'll give you 60 bucks.

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Hey, lady, back off. Okay?
If there's a monkey, it's ours.

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Here we go.

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<i>All right,
Dementites and Dementoids,</i>

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<i>this next one's becoming</i>

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<i>a real earworm around here.</i>

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<i>Here's Connor McAllister
with "Do the Axolotl."</i>

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- Oh, my God.

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He played my song.
He played my song on the radio.

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Who? Captain Demented?

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I think it's Dr. Demented.

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It's Dr. Demento,

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and he played it more than once.

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That's amazing.

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He said it was his favorite song

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about an amphibian
from the whole year.

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Do you know what this means?

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That you're finally
gonna make some money?

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Not a dime.

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Then I don't know what it means.

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This is just the first step.

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You know, Weird Al
got his start on Dr. Demento.

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You see?

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You know who Weird Al is?

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I'm assuming
one of Connor's friends.

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He's the biggest star
in novelty music.

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Maybe you can be Weird Connor.

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Maybe?

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Here's me and Dale
in front of the St. Louis Arch.

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And here we are
at Mount Rushmore.

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Looks like you had a nice trip.

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Yeah. But I'll tell you,

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making love in an RV
is a young woman's game.

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Mom.

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Oh, come... I said
"making love," you prude.

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Oh, hey, Connie.
How was your trip?

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- Just wonderful.
- Oh, good.

106
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So she gets "wonderful," and
I get "making love in an RV"?

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Sorry. We had a lot of sex.

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So tell me,
how's my great grandbaby?

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Well, that's actually
why I'm here.

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- Mary, I need your help.
- What's going on?

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You know that stuffed monkey
that she loves?

112
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Well, she lost it,
and now none of us can sleep.

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- Wawa's lost? Did you look...
- Yes, I looked.

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- Did you try buying...
- Yes, I tried.

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Sorry, haven't slept in a couple
days. I'm a little cranky.

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- A little?
- Yes, a little.

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What can I do?

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Well, you sew. Do you think

119
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you could make one
that looks like that?

120
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Doesn't look too hard.

121
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I'll just need to hit
the fabric store.

122
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Way ahead of you.

123
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Okay. I guess
I'll get right on it.

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Thank you.

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- Where you going?
- Take a nap. Keep it down.

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Jim!

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How does she even know that I...

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Come listen to this.

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What?

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Hey, Connor, it's Chloe.

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I heard your song on the radio,

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and I just wanted to say
congratulations.

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If you ever want to catch up
sometime, give me a call.

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- I don't believe her. What are we gonna do?
- What can we do?

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- We can erase it.
- No, we can't do that.

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She only wants to get back with
him now that he's successful.

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Is successful the right word?

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I don't want him
to get hurt again.

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He's a grown-up. Okay?
He can make his own decisions.

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Maybe he won't call her.

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She's a woman who had sex with
him. He's gonna call her.

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- Call who? - No one.
- Chloe call...

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- Oh.
- She left a message.

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Which you could erase.
Or I could erase.

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- I'll erase it.
- Wait.

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I want to hear it.

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Okay.

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Can I have some privacy?

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I understand.

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But no.

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We'll be in the bedroom.

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She just wants you back 'cause
you've got a song on the radio.

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- That ain't what she said.
- It's what she meant.

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A mother knows.

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Well...

156
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Mary did a great job.

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I know. CeeCee couldn't even
tell the difference,

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and she's pretty smart.

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CeeCee, don't eat the sand.

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Don't eat...
She's eating the sand.

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Where'd you find a Beanie Baby?

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Oh, uh-uh, it's my
great-granddaughter's.

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I'll give you 40 bucks for it.

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What? For this thing?

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Fifty.

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Oh, I... I-I couldn't.
She loves it.

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So does my son,
and the dog ate his.

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- Oh.
- Sixty?

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I couldn't possibly sell it.

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For less than a hundred.

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Deal.

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Easy money.

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Hey. Where's Wawa?

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I sold it to that broad
over there.

175
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Are you crazy?
CeeCee's gonna lose her mind.

176
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Just calm down. We'll get Mary
to make her another one.

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Connie.

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She gave me
a hundred bucks for it.

179
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Seriously? It's not even
a real Beanie Baby.

180
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She don't know that.

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Why do you need 20 of 'em?

182
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Well, we were at the park
with CeeCee,

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and this woman saw the one

184
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you'd made for her

185
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and, as it turns out,

186
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she runs a charity
for sick kids.

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Really sick, really sad.

188
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And she said, you know,
the kids go nuts for 'em,

189
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but of course, the real ones
are so hard to find.

190
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Oh.
Well, of course

191
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I can make more.

192
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You said 20?

193
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Twenty... Uh, 50...

194
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Fifty?

195
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Lot of sick kids out there.

196
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Really sick, really sad.

197
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Thank God my mom can sew
or CeeCee'd still be crying.

198
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I get it. One time, my dog
lost his favorite squeaky toy.

199
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It was rough.

200
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Every time I tell you
about my daughter,

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you tell me about your dog.

202
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You should be honored.
I love that dog.

203
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One's a person, one's an animal.

204
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- CeeCee eat stuff she shouldn't?
- Yeah.

205
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- You clean up after her?
- Yeah.

206
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- She happy to see you when you get home?
- Course.

207
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There's literally no difference.

208
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- Hello.
- Hey.

209
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Oh, what brings you by?

210
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I need some advice about a girl.

211
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Hit me.

212
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Don't talk to the married guy

213
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about girls.

214
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Talk to someone
who's still in the game.

215
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Or someone who won the game.

216
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You got her pregnant.
You won on an error.

217
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Anyway, Chloe called.

218
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Wow.

219
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- Is this the ex?
- Yes.

220
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She heard my song on the radio
and wants to catch up.

221
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Nice.

222
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Not nice.

223
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She broke his heart
and now she's poking around

224
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'cause he's got
something going on.

225
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Yeah, that's why
you write songs... to get girls.

226
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She's just gonna use him.

227
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Exactly. Go get it, son.

228
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You weren't there last time.
He was a wreck.

229
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- I was.
- And he's just getting over her.

230
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- I am.
- So, he definitely does not want to see her again.

231
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I might.

232
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Dude.

233
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Yeah, I got to say, you raised
a really good counterfeiter.

234
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Just think
how much fun she'd been

235
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if Jesus hadn't gotten
his hooks in her.

236
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Oh, Mandy.

237
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Boy, it's a good thing
I got on pants.

238
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The mailman got quite a show
the other day.

239
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Hey, what's all this stuff?

240
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Oh, uh, it's for charity.

241
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Sick kids.

242
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That don't sound right.

243
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What do you mean?

244
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Come on.
What's the angle?

245
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No angle.

246
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I'm just trying to give back.

247
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That's a load of BS.

248
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Aw, he really gets you.

249
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Fine.
They're counterfeits.

250
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We're selling 'em for a bundle
to desperate mothers.

251
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You see, that's why we got our
lawyer's number on the fridge.

252
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- Hello.
- Hey.

253
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- Sorry I'm late.
- It's okay.

254
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I actually got here early,
but then thought too early

255
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might seem weird, so I took
a walk around the block,

256
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,487
then ran into a guy
I went to high school with.

257
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:03,575
He was always really mean to me,

258
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:04,794
but he acted like
we were old friends,

259
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,796
which was confusing,
but I played along.

260
00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:09,712
Anyway, here I am.

261
00:11:09,843 --> 00:11:10,713
It's nice to see you.

262
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,802
You too.

263
00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:15,022
I wasn't sure
you'd call me back.

264
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,501
I wasn't sure either.

265
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,809
Kind of figured your family
might hate me.

266
00:11:19,983 --> 00:11:22,203
They do.
Big-time.

267
00:11:23,595 --> 00:11:25,119
Do you?

268
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:26,947
I did.

269
00:11:27,077 --> 00:11:29,689
I probably should, but I don't.

270
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:31,691
Oh.

271
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:35,216
Kind of awkward, isn't it?

272
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:37,479
Even for me,
and that's saying something.

273
00:11:39,655 --> 00:11:42,353
So, what do we talk about?

274
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,312
I heard your song.

275
00:11:44,399 --> 00:11:46,270
- So good.
- Thanks.

276
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:48,969
I had to look up
what an axolotl is.

277
00:11:49,056 --> 00:11:50,535
Well, you know what they say,

278
00:11:50,665 --> 00:11:52,407
every good song
requires homework.

279
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,453
So why'd you write about that?

280
00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:57,455
They can regrow their hearts.

281
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,066
That's interesting.

282
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,807
'Cause I had mine torn out,

283
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:03,287
stomped on,
and smashed into the dirt.

284
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,378
Sorry.

285
00:12:07,465 --> 00:12:09,816
Hey, it's awkward again.

286
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,260
Looking for Beanie Babies?

287
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:21,436
This is the third store
I've been to.

288
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:23,655
They're hard to come by.
Unless you know somebody.

289
00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:27,398
Be cool, be cool.

290
00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,313
One for 60, two for 100.

291
00:12:29,444 --> 00:12:30,488
That's outrageous.

292
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:33,361
- Are those Beanie Babies?
- They sure are.

293
00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:35,580
Well, how much? Oh,
I don't care. I'll take 'em all.

294
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,582
- Ooh.
- Hang on, hang on. I want one.

295
00:12:37,713 --> 00:12:39,149
You said 60?

296
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,543
Sorry, lady, price just went up.

297
00:12:44,676 --> 00:12:48,028
Look what I got for CeeCee.

298
00:12:48,158 --> 00:12:49,943
Oh, that is so sweet,

299
00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:51,683
but she already has this one.

300
00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,816
Oh, shoot.

301
00:12:53,947 --> 00:12:55,470
I'll buy it from you.

302
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:58,778
Oh, you don't have to do that.
We'll just keep it as backup.

303
00:12:58,908 --> 00:13:00,867
Please, my kid's
begging for one.

304
00:13:00,997 --> 00:13:03,913
Oh. What do you think?

305
00:13:04,044 --> 00:13:07,569
Well, it does seem like
the Christian thing to do.

306
00:13:08,700 --> 00:13:09,614
Amen.

307
00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,051
Hundred dollars.

308
00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:16,273
Thanks so much.
Tell your friends.

309
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,842
- What are you doing?
- I'm counting.

310
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,975
Have I taught you nothing?
We don't count in public.

311
00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,455
- How much we got?
- A lot.

312
00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,329
I heard you were selling
Beanie Babies.

313
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:29,983
Yeah, we got a few left.

314
00:13:30,113 --> 00:13:31,375
That's gonna be one lucky kid.

315
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,117
They're not just for kids.

316
00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,947
A lot of adults collect them.
It is not weird.

317
00:13:38,078 --> 00:13:39,949
Nobody said it was weird.

318
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,169
Tell that to my mother.

319
00:13:42,299 --> 00:13:45,128
"You're never gonna get a man
with a bedroom full of dolls."

320
00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,303
A whole room?

321
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:48,088
Sounds cool to me.

322
00:13:48,175 --> 00:13:50,351
So, how many would you like?

323
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,485
Hang on.
Where's the tag?

324
00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:55,790
What do you mean?

325
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:57,967
All Beanie Babies
have a heart-shaped tag.

326
00:13:59,447 --> 00:14:00,883
This is fake.

327
00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:02,972
Just keep your voice down,
and you can have it for free.

328
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,408
Don't insult me.

329
00:14:04,539 --> 00:14:06,280
Like I would put this
in my room.

330
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:12,547
Oh.

331
00:14:12,677 --> 00:14:14,679
Hi.

332
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:15,942
Hey.

333
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,682
You remember Chloe.

334
00:14:17,769 --> 00:14:19,206
I sure do.

335
00:14:19,336 --> 00:14:21,643
Hi, Mr. McAllister.

336
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,775
We're gonna go up to my room
and play music.

337
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,647
Well, have fun.

338
00:14:26,778 --> 00:14:28,868
- Be safe.
- Dad!

339
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:30,957
Roll the dice.
What do you want me to say?

340
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,265
Don't freak out,

341
00:14:35,439 --> 00:14:38,225
- but he brought her home.
- What?

342
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,140
They just went up to his room
to play music.

343
00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:42,620
That's how it started last time.

344
00:14:42,707 --> 00:14:45,058
Then the music stopped
and he got his heart broken.

345
00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,103
He's a grown man, Audrey.
What do you want me to do?

346
00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,714
That grown man is still
my precious baby boy.

347
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:51,673
And you wonder why he's weird.

348
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,260
We sound good.

349
00:15:13,390 --> 00:15:14,957
We do.

350
00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:17,481
Um...

351
00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:20,093
I missed this.

352
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:22,486
Me too.

353
00:15:26,447 --> 00:15:27,622
Don't.

354
00:15:27,796 --> 00:15:28,884
Uh...

355
00:15:29,058 --> 00:15:31,278
I'm sorry.
I thought we were having fun.

356
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,410
We are, uh, it...

357
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,283
It's just...

358
00:15:36,413 --> 00:15:37,719
What?

359
00:15:39,590 --> 00:15:41,331
You really hurt me.

360
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,814
I know.
I'm sorry.

361
00:15:48,164 --> 00:15:51,472
You think maybe
we could try again?

362
00:15:54,910 --> 00:15:57,086
Someone has to go check on them.

363
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,000
Go ahead.

364
00:15:58,131 --> 00:15:59,871
You're the scary one.

365
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,353
You think I'm the scary one?

366
00:16:05,921 --> 00:16:06,748
Hey.

367
00:16:06,878 --> 00:16:08,097
Georgie,

368
00:16:08,228 --> 00:16:10,534
of the two of us,

369
00:16:10,665 --> 00:16:13,015
which one are you
more scared of?

370
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,279
Um...

371
00:16:16,410 --> 00:16:17,541
I guess I'll say him,

372
00:16:17,672 --> 00:16:19,500
but that's just because
you terrify me.

373
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,547
- Hello.
- Oh, hi, honey.

374
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,769
So... how's it going up there?

375
00:16:27,899 --> 00:16:29,249
She left.

376
00:16:29,379 --> 00:16:32,600
For now? For good?
I need more information.

377
00:16:32,730 --> 00:16:36,125
She wanted to get back together,
but I told her no.

378
00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,692
Oh, thank God.

379
00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,217
Good for you, son.

380
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,177
At first, I thought she'd be
the only girl to ever like me.

381
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:45,874
Oh, that ain't true.

382
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:49,443
I know. 'Cause if one song
on the radio got her back...

383
00:16:49,573 --> 00:16:51,619
there's no telling
how many girls I can get.

384
00:16:51,793 --> 00:16:54,187
- Damn straight, bubba.

385
00:17:03,544 --> 00:17:06,460
Oh, excuse me.
You dropped this.

386
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,635
Thank you so much.

387
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:11,030
I recognize that monkey.

388
00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:12,031
Oh.

389
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,208
How is your little guy feeling?

390
00:17:16,339 --> 00:17:17,471
Fine.

391
00:17:17,645 --> 00:17:20,909
Praise the Lord.

392
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,607
Although, I like to think
I had a little hand in it.

393
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:28,830
You should've seen him.

394
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:30,614
He was so happy,
you would never even know

395
00:17:30,745 --> 00:17:32,573
he was sick.

396
00:17:32,703 --> 00:17:34,401
Sounds like a miracle.

397
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:37,143
Doesn't it feel good

398
00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,406
knowing you're
making a difference?

399
00:17:39,493 --> 00:17:41,190
I just wish we could do more.

400
00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:42,887
Or stop now before you regret

401
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:45,238
doing too much good.

402
00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,544
There's no such thing
as too much good.

403
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:48,980
I agree.

404
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,287
We need to find ways
to ramp this up.

405
00:17:51,461 --> 00:17:52,854
Oh, what are you thinking?

406
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:57,859
What if we included all the kids
from Sunday school,

407
00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,904
like a little assembly line?

408
00:17:59,991 --> 00:18:03,212
Kids helping kids.
I love it.

409
00:18:04,779 --> 00:18:05,954
I am gonna call Pastor Jeff
right now.

410
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,042
Do you mind if I use your phone?

411
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,304
Go for it.

412
00:18:12,352 --> 00:18:15,485
So now you're turning
Sunday school into a sweatshop?

413
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:19,272
They're little.
They don't sweat much.


